News that made me gag.
Trump unveils new ‘Trump class’ fleet of battleships
With Trump involved, so many ways to contemplate this news evolves.
Will they be gold plated battleships?
With Trump trying to turn back time and erase history, how many masts and sails will the Trump class of ships have?
Will the Trump class of battleships be as successful as Trump Steaks, Trump Air, Trump Institute, and Trump University?
- Trump Steaks began sales in 2007 and ended in 2007 after poor sales.
- Trump Air began in 1989 and ended in 1992 after financial issues and was not sustainable as a long-term airline under the Trump name.
- Both Trump University and Trump Institute started in 2005 and were effectively done by 2010 amidst financial and legal issues.
Which will be finished first: a Trump class battleship, the Trump ballroom, a Trump cellphone delivery, Trump’s next impeachment trial, Trump Ocean Resort Baja Mexico, or Trump’s funeral?
Is the Trump class of ships as real as Trump’s ACA replacement plan?
Are Trump’s promises and assurances about this new class of ships named after him any more significant than his promises to reduce inflation on day 1?
Does Dozy Donny’s statements about this new class of ships carry the same weight as his promise that “Mexico will pay for the wall?”
Dizzy Donny is referring to it as the ‘Golden Fleet’. Is it possible he’s thinking of ‘the golden shower’, like the one he had in Russia?
“The U.S. Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I’m a very aesthetic person,” Trump said.
Yes, sure. Just look at what he’s done to the White House’s East Wing, Oval Office, and Rose Garden. They’re sooooo aesthetic.
Not.
Michael Seidel, writer 
Hi. I posted a picture of a ship all decked out in glitter and gold in tomorrow’s cartoon / meme post. But in typical tRump over speak he claimed they were battleships being built. But when I read the article it said these were already long planned frigates. Seriously tRump has such mental and emotional issues with his fragile ego. Can he not see that when he does this over the top making of himself it causes everyone else to laugh at him behind his back? Anyway I can only imagine how you a career military person feel about what Kegseth and tRump have done to our grand military forces. Best wishes and Hugs
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Gonna check out that glitter & gold ship. Yeah, he claims they’re battleships but they’re not. Also, the navy shipbuilding is riding a series of struggles and shortcomings. I’m sure that Trump’s erratic hand and skewered vision will do little to help. Hugs ‘n cheers, m
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He’ll do anything to get headlines other than have the Epstein files revealed. He is an egotistic narcissist and has to put his name on everything. This battleship is just another of those attempts. Even if it was agreed to by Congress (oh yeah, they sit back and do nothing to thwart him and his plans), it wouldn’t be completed for 3 to 4 years according to one of the news outlets we watch regularly. In fact, one commentator said battleships are just targets.
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