Magna cum Floof (catfintion) – with great cat.
In use: “Moving into her new home was a procession. She was at the head, magna cum floof, with a giant orange Maine Coon resting in her arms.”
Editing Note: Had to do it because, you know, some people are confused by the word, cum. We can’t allow ignorance like that to continue to survive.
Michael Seidel, writer 
I was pissed off when I heard that story about the cake. Oh, how society has fallen
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Shocked and pissed, myself. Hope that was the bottom but I sense there’s a large distance still to go.
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