Floofbrarian (catfinition) – a cat who likes to visit or live in libraries.
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Michael Seidel, writer 
What about a cat who likes to sleep on top of books
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Hmmm…according to catologists, the cat might be a floofver or a flook. A floofver is a cat who thinks it’s a book cover, while a flook is a cat who identifies with books.
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Hmmm… I have had one home invade 14 years ago then enact its own occupy campaign. I can never claim to know what it thinks
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Yes, that’s the lament of catologists dedicated to studying cats: they can observe behavior, but struggled to understand what a cat thinks.
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We had a floofbrarian at the library where I worked for a while. Unsurprisingly, the floofbrarian’s name was Browser. Cute little brown-tabby-and-white. And she had kittens. (Is there a catfinition for the offspring of a floofbrarian?) Browser “helped” me when the head librarian decided we needed to separate all the paperbacks according to genre: “This book is sci-fi, not fantasy, no matter what the human-in-charge says. I’m a cat, and cats know things.” *knocks stack of Pern novels off the table and sits on them*
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Catologists say that a floofbrarian’s offspring are referred to as kitbrarians.
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