They — you know who they are — are always talking about how closely we’re connected. Here’s close for you. You cough from your chest, spewing out air, phlegm, and sputum, and at the same time, you fart, and a little urine squirts out of your urethra.
That’s connected.
Michael Seidel, writer 
Hahahaha omg. Not even in one end out the other, but out both ends simultaneously.
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