Spring is barely awake, clearing her throat.
Give Spring some coffee.
Winter is staggering in, trying to make a last stand. “I shall not pass.”
Cold in here. Gonna be a freezing cold therapy shower.
Look how big my head looks compared to my naked body.
None of the cats like that food with the cranberries in it. Five cats can’t be wrong.
Catvincing. Trying to convince a cat of something.
Jade would’ve eaten it. Jade ate everything.
OMG, THIS SHOWER IS FREAKING COLD. JESUS, JESUS, JESUS.
Woof. Glad that’s over.
What happened to my hair? It looked good a minute ago. What happened?
Good is a relative term.
Not going to trim the beard. Looks okay as is. For now. So don’t look later. Right.
Oh, there’s emails to write and things to do and look at the time. Time to get moving.
Time to go write like crazy, at least one more time.
Where the hell are my shoes?
Michael Seidel, writer 
My cats have never had food with cranberries in it (I refuse to share MY food with cranberries), but they did have some sort of vitamin kibble-spray stuff once: cranberry-and-fish flavor. Not their favorite thing. Those crunchy little vitamin “snacks” are more popular.
Five cats can’t be wrong, but five cats can be contrary. There are days when NONE of mine will eat the shredded cheese I give them when they beg and chirp and peep and ankle-twine for it.
“Give Spring some coffee.” Yeah. Maybe that will improve the weather. (Warm dust-storm season is far better than cold dust-storm season.) On the other hand, maybe Spring prefers tea.
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These five cats are usually contrary, especially the mighty Quinn. Pepper, however, is normally a garbage disposal. It’s astonishing that even she dislikes this food.
I asked Spring whether she preferred tea or coffee. She just looked at me like I was an idiot. Muttering, “Excuse me, I shied away.” Let someone else get her a beverage. Spring and I never have really gotten along that great.
I enjoyed the comment, Thomas. Thanks!
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