The Days of Christmas…With A Cat

It’s never too early to celebrate Christmas with your loved ones…or your cat(s).

On the first day of Christmas,

My floofball gave to me,

A dead mouse on the settee.

On the second day of Christmas,

My floofnut gave to me

Two hairballs,

And a dead mouse on the settee.

On the third day of Christmas

My gooffloof gave to me,

Three found toys,

Two hairballs,

And a dead mouse on the settee.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

My lovefloof gave to me,

Four scratches on my hand,

Three found toys,

Two hairballs,

And a dead mouse on the settee.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

My preciousfloof gave to me,

Five bitten toes!

Four scratches on my hand,

Three found toys,

Two hairballs,

And a dead mouse on the settee.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My floofgoof gave to me,

Six licks on my nose,

Five bitten…