Mewguistics (catfinition) – the study of cats’ meowing to understand what their meows mean.

In use: “Listening to Quinn’s running conversation and noting the many inflections the cat employed in his mews, Michael attempted to employ his mewguistics techniques of associating sound and behavior to understand what Quinn was saying, but the cat’s utterances were beyond his skill level.”


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    1. Some might construe that as a little cynical. I believe Quinn is saying, “I love you (feed me). You’re a wonderful person (feed me). I don’t think there’s a better person on earth (feed me).”


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