Fur Theory

Fur Theory (catfinition) – an obscure theoretical framework in which the basis for all matter is strands of loose fur. The theory describes how these strands of fur exist first in dark matter, becoming visible as they interact with visible electromagnetic radiation. The theory holds that cat and dog fur that people frequently see in their homes is new baryonic matter that has transitioned from dark matter.

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