Floofnetic (Catfinition) A person who seems to attract cats.
In Use: “Michael’s floofnetic appeal was displayed when he worked on the front lawn, as seven cats, from four houses, came to visit with him.”
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Floofnetic (Catfinition) A person who seems to attract cats.
In Use: “Michael’s floofnetic appeal was displayed when he worked on the front lawn, as seven cats, from four houses, came to visit with him.”
What’s funny is that there are two drastically different kinds of floofneticism: that of people who love cats, and that of people (a.k.a. idjits) who dislike cats. Cats, being cats, want to hang out with humans (and reasonable substitutes for same) who enjoy and appreciate their company, but they also like to harass ailurophobes.
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Yes, I considered that alternative catfinition originally, and then, well, forgot. Thanks for the reminder!
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Or people who are allergic to them.
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I thought they were just called crazy cat ladies.
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How dare you call me a lady!
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