D’jer ever enter a public restroom, basically a one commode affair with a locking door, and stagger back from the smell? But then, you know…you gotta go. So you do so as quickly as possible.
Then, when leaving, you discover a line of people waiting to use the restroom. And you pause to think, ‘They’re going to blame that smell on me?”
That ever happen to you?
Michael Seidel, writer 
Nope, but I can’t tell you the number of times I wish I could stand and pee. Squatting and not touching the seat is hard, and takes some balance and coordination.
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