Floofcon (catfinition) – A cat that’s been convicted in the court of household opinion of crimes such as theft, malicious vandalism, or disturbing the peace (among other crimes).
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Michael Seidel, writer 
How about destroying a lamp? *glares at the Maine Coon who knocked a lamp to the floor to get a bug*
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Well, wait a minute. If it’s a hunting accident, the floof can claim extenuating circumstances. It’d be up to the household court to decide.
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I do laugh each time I’ve seen the comment. I can see you glaring at the cat.
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