Catarm

Catarm (Catfinition) A stiff and sore arm caused by holding it stationary because a sleeping cat is using it, and one doesn’t want to bother the sweet little purrbug.

In Use “When Brenda finally decided to move Pogo, she discovered she had a severe case of catarm to work out, and spent several minutes rubbing her bicep, forearm, and elbow to ease her stiffness.”