Monday’s Wandering Thoughts

I always like headlines like this:

All 32 NFL teams (including the Broncos) ranked by 2026 strength of schedule

I thought, wow, they’re including the Broncos when they say ‘all’? Man, that is deep.

I expect to see headlines soon like ‘All of the planets (including Earth) in order according to their distance from the sun.’

‘All four seasons (including winter) ranked by temperature.’

Or, how about, ‘All five oceans (including the Pacific) in square miles.’

Going back to the NFL headline, I wonder, why call out the Broncos out of 32 teams? Strange, no?

Stranger still how much I spend thinking about things like this.