Pawphecy (catfinition) – a process in which messages from Gods are delivered to humans through cat paws. Such messages often involve inspiration, interpretation, or revelation of what’ll happened to you if you don’t give the cat what it wants.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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I love these cat realities.
You realize that they communicate telepathically and run the Federal reserve
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They’re fun to think up, so I’m pleased to find someone who enjoys them.
Yes, I’ve learn of the Federal Reserve connection once when my cat inadvertently used shredded currency as kitty litter. I then asked what was going on, and he revealed the truth. He was pretty smug about it.
Cats are also behind the artificial and processed foods that Americans consume. They’ve used their powers to convince us its better, thus saving the real food for themselves.
Thanks for reading and commenting. Cheers
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I got the rock and roll cat in my hip right now. We are watching Batman. He doesn’t impress her that much.
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