Catsake

A catsake is a traditional gift offered by felines to humans. Besides being an expression of affection, catsakes are said to have powers to help people draw on their feline energy connections, or act as talismans to protect people.

Catsakes vary among cats. Ancient pawtographs found in Germany were translated, “catsakes should be of and by the body”. Cats who adhere to this practice will often leave hairballs as a catsake.

Other ancient feline renderings found indicate that fundacatalists practice giving something recently killed, such as a mouse, snake. bird or lizard. A newer trend begun among cats is to bring something still alive so that the humans can participate in the sacrifice. Catologists theorize this cats giving catsakes of this nature believe it offers more power and/or protection to the humans.

Modern pacicats have begun new practices of bringing any object, and that the giving itself is the source of power. One thing that catalogists agree is that catsakes are to be treasured, even if they are gross and disgusting.