Meowgery

Meowgery takes place when a person hears a meow and stops what they’re doing to address the cat to determine why it’s meowing. A conversation typically ensues.

“What are you meowing for, Flash?”

“Meow.”

“Are you hungry?”

“Meow.”

“Do you want to go outside?”

“Meow.”

Or so my meowgeries usually go. Some cats are much smarter and have a larger vocabulary. Jade, for example. Ask Jade if she was hungry, her meow changed to an affirming, stronger meow, and she would lead you off to the feeding area. She, being a cat, intelligent and superior, knew that you, a mere human, wasn’t capable of remembering where her food was kept.

Others, like Rocky, would sit down to ponder the questions being put to him. Of course, Rocky wasn’t much of a talker. He communicated with his whiskers and his eyes.

Which really doesn’t have anything to do with meowgery.

After meowgery, humans are often at a loss about what they were doing before a meow interrupted them. It’s a testament to the power of a meow.

Today’s Theme Music

I’m doing more streaming out of the Wayback Machine. This morning, we jump back to the year of my high school graduation, 1974.

Ah, exciting times. Vietnam. Nixon. Whip Inflation Now. Watergate. Cold War. ‘The Godfather’. ‘The Exorcist’. Eight track and cassette tapes. Princess phones, wall phones and extra-long telephone cords were in vogue.

Cable television viewership was rising. Microwaves were riding in on the first wave of availability. Companies were messing around with smaller computers but they were still focused on business. VCRs, DVDs, and Compact Discs were all in the future, as were Microsoft and Apple. There were still two Germanys. No European Union. Cell phones were just being used for the first calls but they were huge, expensive, heavy clunkers.

We were still recovering from the oil crisis of 1973. The national fifty-five miles per hour speed limit was upon us. The Phantom F-4 was our front line fighter, along with the F-111. The F-16 was still a prototype, and the F-14 was just entering service, with the F-15 coming along behind it. The Expos still played in Montreal, the Nationals didn’t play in Washington, and the Rockies and Marlins were still dreams.

From that stew, we have the Troggs with ‘Wild Thing’. I loved the song’s use in the film, ‘Major League’, in 1989. Charlie Sheen played Ricky ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn, a Cleveland Indians pitcher. Of course, the Troggs hit was a cover of a song written, recorded and released in 1965 and the song in the movie was a cover by X.

So, here we go, a 1965 song, 1974 hit, from a 1989 movie, in which it was covered by a punk band, enjoyed in 2017.

Isn’t technology grand?

 

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