Catdict

Catdict (catfinition) – a person obsessively and compulsively attracted to felines and objects related to felines.

In use: “She confessed, she was a catdict, as though her friends and family didn’t know. Her frequent Facebook likes of postings related to cats betrayed her catdiction. Having one remained her private hope and passion, but her husband’s allergy kept cats from her home. “That was the one benefit to his sudden death,” she told others after he died. “It’s the one, only, and greatest benefit to his death.” She wasn’t exaggerating. Every sense, thought, and dream carried something of him in them.”

April 24, 2018 0

Floofthexis

Floofthexis (catfinition) – mental or emotional energy invested in cats, or items and activities centered around cats.

In use: “When she heard the tiny cats’ mews, a compelling floofthexis was ignited to ensure the little furballs survived.

April 23, 2018 0

Poofloof

Poofloof (catfinition) – (slang) a feline with feces on them (due to multiple reasons, from poor hygiene and long fur to illness). Synonyms: pootail, stinkytail, stinkyfloof, smelly cat

In use: “The smell struck before she saw Sylvester. Rising, she said, “Where are you, you little poofloof?” Being a small cat, with long, silky fur, he frequently had this issue. Seeing him, she picked him up and headed for the bathroom to wash him off.”

April 22, 2018 1

The Cat’s Cheer

I flip

you flip

we all flip

for catnip!

April 22, 2018 3

Floofvenile

Floofvenile (catfinition) – a young cat; (slang) an immature cat.

In use: “With the antics she played on the dogs, the theft of clothes from nearby houses, and her feet-ambushes, the small tabby may have been nine, but she was a floofvenile delinquent.”

April 21, 2018 0

The List

“I love hot showers,” he said. “They’re my second most favorite thing, right behind pizza, cold beer, hot coffee, lemon meringue pie, watermelon, grilled steak, the beach, and the fourth of July.”

His wife said, “Where am I on that list?”

He said, “I’ll get back to you.”

April 21, 2018 1

Cathentic

Cathentic (catfinition) – a feline who epitomizes the traits, appearance, qualities and behavior of a cat, from the cool aloofness to the soft fur, sweet curiosity, and love of sunshine.

In use: “Cathentic in the cationary has a picture of Meep beside it, for the ginger boy has all the characteristics listed in the description.”

April 20, 2018 0

Flooflong

Flooflong (catfinition) – to enter with wary grace and attentiveness, and keyed to react.

In use: “Not knowing anyone in the room, she entered flooflong, with tentative steps, and looked for him or her, because she had no desire to speak to either, or have them see her.”

April 19, 2018 0

Floofsical

Floofsical (catfinition) – a musically inclined cat

In use: “Whenever Beverly started playing her guitar, her floofsical jumped on her shoulder, singing and trying to strum along with her human.”

April 18, 2018 0

Musical

You ever been in a public place, like a coffee shop (where you were writing), and a song comes on that you like, and you start singing it in your head, and then wonder, if you got up and started singing it aloud and dancing, would everyone else join in, like in a musical?

No, me neither.