Catlias: the other names by which a cat is know.
Example: Meep, A.K.A. The Ginger Prince, little one, the golden blade, golden boy, sunshine
Purrnotic
Purrnotic: (adjective) a trance-like state of paralysis induced by the close proximity of a purring feline. See also: purralysis.
Felinectomy
Process of removing a cat from a location, such as your lap, shoulder or chair.
Cat-second
The immeasurable amount of time between when a cat notices you doing something (especially eating) and when they arrive on the scene to help.
Catension
The feeling you experience when you realize you’ve done something stupid and everyone is looking at you. The only really neat thing to do after that is maintain your cool, and be like, oh, yeah, I meant to do that.
For a cat, they usually recover by coolly washing their face. You can try the same. I attempt to strike a pose, myself.
Catradictory
Catridictory (catfinition) – someone who begs and pleads for something from you and then walk away without touching it are said to be catradictory.
In use: “Meowing, purring, and tapping his leg as she rubbed against his calves, the cat seemed to want food, but the catridictory feline sniffed the food bowl once after he set it down, and silently walked away.”
Michael Seidel, writer 