Floofmand (catfinition): 1. A cat excessively fond of eating; 2. A finicky cat who demands the best food and drink.
Floofinaire
Floofinaire (catfinition): an individual with a large cat population. Modern catologists disagree on the number of cats required to establish an individual as a floofinaire.
Floort
Floort (catfinition): A floort is a flirty floof.
Furbait
Furbait (catfinition): A cat’s fur that invites you to give it a rub. Doing so may sometimes incur risk, especially if the fur is on its belly. With some felines, that seems to be true scratchbait.
Pawtente
Pawtente (catfinition) (Origins: French felines) The easing or relaxing of tensions by negotiation and agreements between animals, especially between cats, or cats and dogs.
Meowtocracy
Meowtocracy (catfinition): the holding of power by cats on the basis of their loudness.
Shoefloof
Shoefloof (catfinition): A shoefloof is not like a shoehorn. Oh, no. A shoefloof is a cat who enjoys footwear. These are cats who like to sleep on them, felines who walk over to sniff shoes when they’re taken off. Oftentimes, the shoefloof will drool with pleasure over the wondrous smells of a just worn shoe, and sometimes wrestle with the shoes.
Shoefloofs also like helping people put shoes on, often coming over to assist with managing the laces.
Panda-cat
Panda-cat (catfinition): Black and white feline that doesn’t pull off the traditionally stylish tuxedo look, but has more of a panda bear ensemble.
Meowstrom
Meowstrom (catfinition): Powerful feline activity, often accompanied by meowing (and sometimes by hissing and growling), that sucks others into its quantum vortex.
Floof-name
Floof-name (catfinition): the private and secret names that cats give to their people, i.e., Warm Lap, Chin Scratcher, Giver of Treats, Can Opener, and Shower Man.
Michael Seidel, writer 