Tag: catfinition

Green-eyed Floofster

Green-eyed Floofster (catfinition) – Animal who is jealous of other cats and displays this in passive-aggressive behavior.

In use: “Being a green-eyed floofster, Benji the cat would walk over and sit on Martha the dog’s head whenever their people gave the canine attention.”

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Floof-lite

Floof-lite (catfinition) – A cat who deigns to play, chase things, stalk, or kill, and who ventures outside only under the most perfect conditions (which are rarely met, by their standards).

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Pawphecy

Pawphecy (catfinition) – a process in which messages from Gods are delivered to humans through cat paws. Such messages often involve inspiration, interpretation, or revelation of what’ll happened to you if you don’t give the cat what it wants.

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Tabby-grip

Tabby-grip (catfinition) – a strong hold cats use to cling. The tabby-grip typically utilizes both front paws as cats wrap their front legs around the object of their attention. The object varies. Without their claws extended, cats (especially kittens) will use the tabby-grip to hug one another as they sleep. With claws extended, the tabby-grip is employed in fighting and wrestling. It’s also used, with claws extended, to grab human’s arms, legs, or ankles to get their people’s attention. This last action is not infrequently associated with wanted treats or food.

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Purrthrob

Purrthrob (catfinition) – a cat with a deep and calming purr that resonates through your thoracic cavity.

Quinn inspired this one. Taking after other cats who have shared my space, Quinn likes positioning himself under the covers and against my chest, where he’ll purr himself to sleep with his vibrations traversing my chest. It’s soothing and relaxing to be the recipient.

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Floofxes

Floofxes (catfinition): The center of cat life. Some people think they’re the center of their cat’s life. Catalogists dismiss that theory; cats have too many dimensions for people to be their center.

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