Mewstic (catfinition) Of the nature of or pertaining to the mysteries of cats.
Catopox
Catopox (catfinition): An illness people use to call in sick or stay in bed, brought on by an unwillingness to disturb a sleeping animal. Originally associated with cats, the illness has been extended to include any animal.
Felinality Disorder
Felinality Disorder (catfinition): A form of species dysphoria, felinality disorder is a highly variable Human personality issue characterized by people behaving like cats. As in many disorders, F.D. has a spectrum of featured behavior. On the “mild” end, people will roleplay like a cat, or get down on the floor or another surface and behave like a cat to play with them, comfort them, or encourage the cat to eat. In more extreme cases, people will groom, eat, and sleep like cats without interruption, regardless of whether cats are present in the household, communicating with others through growls, hisses, meows, and purrs.
Autumn Floof
Autumn Floof (catfinition): A cat who comes into the house covered with leaves.
Kitnetic Energy
Kitnetic Energy (catfinition): Energy a cat possesses by virtue of being in motion. Felines have several forms of energy, among them sleep, purr, nocturnal, and mischief. All can be transformed into kitnetic energy, whereby the cat moves with startling kittenish enthusiasm.
Floof-sandwich
Floof-sandwich (catfinition): A person caught between two (or more) cats engaged in an activity. The cats can be sleeping, pinning the person down, or fighting, with the person trying to separate them, or sitting on either side of the person, watching them, and trying to will them to feed the cats now.
Felinarium
Felinarium (catfinition): A room or structure devoted to the care and well-being of cats (believed to be from Olde Felyne).
Kittyvoyance
Kittyvoyance (catfinition): a cat’s ability to gain information about a person, location, object, or event through through their quantum senses.
Bookcat
Bookcat (catfinition): 1. Person who reads with the focus and devotion of a stalking feline. 2. A feline who likes to sit on books.
Felineade
Felineade (catfinition): a song, typically adapted from popular music, that you sing to your cat. Also known as cat-songs, felineades should not be confused with kittiebys.
Michael Seidel, writer 