Concatpurrate / Concatpurration

Concatpurrate / Concatpurration (Catfinition): The actions a household takes to make a feline happy and keep it purring; the establishment of a process and structure for the purpose of

In Use: Michael concatpurrated his daily arrangements to feed the cats early, while opening and closing doors for them to come and go during the night, sacrificing his sleep for his cats’ happiness. He rationalized his concatpurration by telling himself, if he didn’t concatpurrate like that, they’d be fighting and meowing all night, and constantly scratching at doors.

Inspirational Quote # 721

I think this is true, but sometimes my mind is so damn slow, more likely, I’m so damn impatient.

Hmm, maybe it’s both.

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Airline Seats

Airlines in the U.S. want to reduce our seats and pack more into aircraft. The FAA didn’t have a problem with it, but Patricia Millet and two other Federal judges told the FAA that it needs to look into physics of packing more people into the same space.

Frankly, I don’t think the airlines will be satisfied until we’re packed in there on benches, trying to sneak a cheek to sit.

April Into August

April trickles into May.

May flows into June.

June bursts into July.

July explodes into August.

Time accelerates throughout the year, racing past itself in a star-spangled red-blue shift, catching itself to devour its tail, squeezing the breath out of those of us trapped in the middle.

Watching

I was a Watcher. It suited my personality. I like to watch…sex, cooking shows, dancing, sitcoms, dramas, sports (including golf, bowling, and NASCAR racing), I like watching. It started when I was young, and I watched cartoons.

It was natural that I’d become a Watcher. From there I became a Watcher who watches the Watchers to ensure someone was always watching. Otherwise, if no one was watching, someone could take advantage of what they saw and learned when they watched.

Eventually, moving up the hierarchy of watching, I became a Sentinel. That’s what they call us, Those Who Watch the Watchers Watching the Watchers.

As a Watcher, I watched five people. When I was a Watcher watching Watchers, I watched five Watchers. Now, as a Sentinel, I watch ten Watchers watching Watchers watching people.

I wonder how many people are watching me.

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n/t to Little Fears

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