DirectFURR

DirectFURR (Carfinition): A cat responsible for overseeing activities for specific functions, such as greeting guests.

In Use: “This fluffy cat has never missed a day of work during her time as the directFURR of Guest Relations at the Algonquin Hotel in New York City. After seven years of service, she is retiring and handing over her job to her new protégé.

Meet Matilda III!”