Floort

Floort (Catfinition): a flirtatious kitty.

In Use: “Every day, the chubby little gray and white floort with the purple collar would pop-up by Michael’s fence. Sitting down, she regarded him with golden eyes. When she finally saw that she had his attention, she would stand, tail up, and release a song of lament about her starving state that clearly contradicted her physical appearance. Of course, Michael, being the pushover he was, would provide the floort with some chin love and kibble. Satisfied, the little Princess would then return home and resume her snoozing on her people’s front porch.”