And so I sit
in the recliner
legs and hands growing numb
with my ass feeling sore and asleep
hungry,
with a need to pee,
or maybe more,
not moving and staying at my station
because the cats are on me
asleep
You idiot, I groused
Just move
They’re cats
They’ll live
But don’t they look so sweet and comfy?
Michael Seidel, writer 
Hah, know the feelin with my 2 Jack Russells heh.
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They rule, don’t they? At least mine rule me.
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That’s their plan you see. They wanna see if they can get ya to wet yourself. Don’t fall for it! Xoxo
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I think they rotate their plan between wetness myself, starving, and going totally numb. But they look so sweet and comfy.
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lol. Sucker! :p yes they do I’m guilty of maybe 100pics of mine sleeping. I too am a sucker.
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Isn’t it amazing how a very small cat can keep a large man pinned and unable to move? “The power of Cute compels you!” or something like that.
It’s been COLD here lately (-20C last night), and I wake up in the morning with at least two cats sleeping on me.
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A two cat night? -20C brings out the woof in me, as in, “Woof, that’s colder than the balls on a brass monkey.”
If it were but one, I may have a chance against the cats pinning me down, but it’s two times the power of cute.
Stay warm, brother. Cheers
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