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Catass (catfinition) – Internet slang for people who are as amazing as a cat.
In use: “She was so catass, she had tens of thousands of Twitter followers. When she posted a video on YouTube, the number people clicking on it brought down the site. She was so catass, she did all of this before she was five.”
Mewviate (catfinition) – to frequently meow in long, windy tones
In use: “Although solidly muscled and fleshy, Buddy weight south of eight pounds as an adult black feline, but the little yard panther mewviated like a chorus of five cats twice his size.”
Catdict (catfinition) – a person obsessively and compulsively attracted to felines and objects related to felines.
In use: “She confessed, she was a catdict, as though her friends and family didn’t know. Her frequent Facebook likes of postings related to cats betrayed her catdiction. Having one remained her private hope and passion, but her husband’s allergy kept cats from her home. “That was the one benefit to his sudden death,” she told others after he died. “It’s the one, only, and greatest benefit to his death.” She wasn’t exaggerating. Every sense, thought, and dream carried something of him in them.”
Floofthexis (catfinition) – mental or emotional energy invested in cats, or items and activities centered around cats.
In use: “When she heard the tiny cats’ mews, a compelling floofthexis was ignited to ensure the little furballs survived.
Poofloof (catfinition) – (slang) a feline with feces on them (due to multiple reasons, from poor hygiene and long fur to illness). Synonyms: pootail, stinkytail, stinkyfloof, smelly cat
In use: “The smell struck before she saw Sylvester. Rising, she said, “Where are you, you little poofloof?” Being a small cat, with long, silky fur, he frequently had this issue. Seeing him, she picked him up and headed for the bathroom to wash him off.”
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Floofvenile (catfinition) – a young cat; (slang) an immature cat.
In use: “With the antics she played on the dogs, the theft of clothes from nearby houses, and her feet-ambushes, the small tabby may have been nine, but she was a floofvenile delinquent.”
Cathentic (catfinition) – a feline who epitomizes the traits, appearance, qualities and behavior of a cat, from the cool aloofness to the soft fur, sweet curiosity, and love of sunshine.
In use: “Cathentic in the cationary has a picture of Meep beside it, for the ginger boy has all the characteristics listed in the description.”
Flooflong (catfinition) – to enter with wary grace and attentiveness, and keyed to react.
In use: “Not knowing anyone in the room, she entered flooflong, with tentative steps, and looked for him or her, because she had no desire to speak to either, or have them see her.”
Michael Seidel, writer 