Floofsical (catfinition) – a musically inclined cat
In use: “Whenever Beverly started playing her guitar, her floofsical jumped on her shoulder, singing and trying to strum along with her human.”
Wonderfloof
Wonderfloof (catfintion) – a cat who is amazingly friendly and loving, and is willing to share their space and their food.
In use: “She was a wonderfloof, reacting to the wary newfloof in her house by walking over with her tail up and disarming him with a soft mew.”
Bifloofal
Bifloofal (catfinition) – a household with two cats; a cat with two personalities (also known as multiple purrsonality disorder (MPD)).
In use: “After observing Bumble, they decide she was bored and needed a companion, so they went to the shelter, adopted an older kitty, and became bifloofal.”
Midday Palate Cleanser
Clawtermined (catfinition) – when a cat decides to employ their claws to take a prize.
In use: See this example of a cat clawtermined to get a bagel posted on Mock Paper Scissors.
I never knew cats were fans of bagels.
“You gonna finish that?”
Floofspices
Floofspices (catfinition) – a cat’s kindly patronage and guidance
In use: “All the home’s activities are done under the floofspices of four cats, except vacuuming in any form.”
Kitty-go-round
Kitty-go-round (catfinition) – a pick-up game cats play that involves running in and out of doors in patterns developed as the game proceeds. Scoring involves quantum mechanics that only cats understand. One begun, the game is played until any humans present lose become impatient or lose their temper over the game.
In us: “The clowder began playing kitty-go-round just as Michael began watching Lost In Space. Rushing in the pet door in the bedroom, they dashed through the living room, and hurried to another door. When one was let out, another came in. The game ended after just four minutes, when Michael said, “Enough.” All the cats then sat down and gave Michael sullen looks that accused him of spoiling their fun.”
Floofish
Floofish (catfinition) – a cat who pretends to be another creature or fakes doing other activities to take advantage of others or a situation.
In use: “She was a little floofish, pretending to sleep when the plate of chicken was put out, but once she was alone in the room, she leaped up, grabbed a piece, and scurried away to enjoy it in private.”
Incatpatible
Incatpatible (catfinition) – a person who doesn’t like or get along with felines.
In use: “The book club had one member who was incatpatible, so naturally she was like catnip for the house’s kittens.”
Napdar
Napdar (catfinition) – the extrasensory ability to immediately detect when someone is going to take a nap, a sense that’s extremely refined among house cats.
In use: “His napdar awakening him from his slumber in the guest room, Tucker rose and padded into the living room where Michael was just settling down to take an afternoon nap, and settled his massive feline body on the human’s inviting belly.”
Malacat
Malacat (catfinition) – a feline who doesn’t seem like one, exhibiting behavior more associated with other species.
In use: “Living in a house with four dogs, Spunky soon became a malacat, chasing squirrels, eating with messy gusto, and running with the pack.”
Michael Seidel, writer 