Laissez-floof (catfinition) – a feline practice of deliberately not interfering with or bothering other animals.

In use: “The second reason Quinn is such a good member of a multiple cat household is his laissez-floof attitude toward other cats.”


Mewguistics (catfinition) – the study of cats’ meowing to understand what their meows mean.

In use: “Listening to Quinn’s running conversation and noting the many inflections the cat employed in his mews, Michael attempted to employ his mewguistics techniques of associating sound and behavior to understand what Quinn was saying, but the cat’s utterances were beyond his skill level.”

Blog at

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: