Purronym or Purr de Floof (Catfinition): The other names by which a cat becomes known.
Housefloof
Housefloof (Catfinition): A cat who plants itself in one place.
Catfurpolitan
Catfurpolitan (Catfinition): Any drink with feline fur garnishing it.
Catsternation
Catsternation (Catfinition): A feline’s feelings of anxiety or dismay at something unexpected.
In Use: Hearing the loud bang, Papi’s pupils became huge pools of catsternation.
Purrosphere
Purrosphere (Catfinition): A global network connecting millions of computers dedicated to sharing information and images of cats. Sometimes arcanely referred to as the Internet.
Floofstep
Floofstep (Catfinition): A spontaneous and awkward dance to avoid a cat acting as a floofmat, floofstruction, or on an intercept course to make a demand, or beg for food or attention.
Concatpurrate / Concatpurration
Concatpurrate / Concatpurration (Catfinition): The actions a household takes to make a feline happy and keep it purring; the establishment of a process and structure for the purpose of
In Use: Michael concatpurrated his daily arrangements to feed the cats early, while opening and closing doors for them to come and go during the night, sacrificing his sleep for his cats’ happiness. He rationalized his concatpurration by telling himself, if he didn’t concatpurrate like that, they’d be fighting and meowing all night, and constantly scratching at doors.
Kakrep
Kakrep (Catfinition): A morning advisory of what cat vomited in what location, so nobody steps in anything, the cat’s health can be checked, and everything gets cleaned up.
Tummy-tease
Tummy-tease (Catfinition): When a cat lays on their back, exposing their furry belly, as if in invitation to rub it, only to roll over and leap away when approached, or attack the hand (or foot) with fang and claw.
Meownemy
Meownemy (Catfinition): A feline’s sworn nemesis, whose appearance immediately triggers a high (and noisy) state of alert. These relationships often defy logic, and are embedded in the murky world of felmotions.
Michael Seidel, writer 