Floofuidity (catfinition): A cat’s ability to fit itself into the tightest, smallest spaces imaginable.
Mews Report
Mews Report (catfinition): article, blog post, story, or anecdote about a cat, or cats, of course.
Catslip
Catslip (catfinition): Gymnastic contortions humans employ to get into bed without disturbing the sleeping cats.
Floof-log
Floof-log (catfinition): 1. Cat who is deeply asleep. 2. Very large hairball.
Kitnotized
Kitnotized (catfinition): a state of human consciousness induced by kittens’ presence. Studies show kitnotized people have a smaller attention span and reduced willpower, and often lose track of time as the kittens draw and hold their focus.
Kitnip
Kitnip (catfinition): A young cat’s soft bite.
Kibble Shuffle
Kibble Shuffle (catfinition): the dancing, prancing, hurrying movements cats employ when kibble is coming their way. Often accompanied by singing.
Purrageous
Purrageous (Catfinition): an amazing or powerful purr, a purr so strong, it’s felt by humans in their bones, a purr capable of shaking small houses, fracturing window panes, or vibrating objects off shelves.
Usage Note: Contrary to current popular trends, purrageous is not a catonym for fluffrageous or clawrageous.
Floofergeist
Floofergeist (Catfinition): A troublesome cat that haunts a particular person.
In Use: “Underfoot at every turn, Jade was Brenda’s floofergeist, giving orders in stringent meows, and tailslapping when she was ignored, until resorting to ankle nibbles for attention.”
Michael Seidel, writer 