Crinkle Ears (catfinition) The movement of a cat’s ears when it hears a bag of food, such as kibble, chips, or cereal, being opened (or moved, or put away). The movement is especially pronounced when they’re asleep.
Flooful
Flooful (catfinition): A surge of hopeful energy that comes from spending some time being loved or groomed by a cat.
Floofuidity
Floofuidity (catfinition): A cat’s ability to fit itself into the tightest, smallest spaces imaginable.
Mews Report
Mews Report (catfinition): article, blog post, story, or anecdote about a cat, or cats, of course.
Catslip
Catslip (catfinition): Gymnastic contortions humans employ to get into bed without disturbing the sleeping cats.
Floof-log
Floof-log (catfinition): 1. Cat who is deeply asleep. 2. Very large hairball.
Kitnotized
Kitnotized (catfinition): a state of human consciousness induced by kittens’ presence. Studies show kitnotized people have a smaller attention span and reduced willpower, and often lose track of time as the kittens draw and hold their focus.
Kitnip
Kitnip (catfinition): A young cat’s soft bite.
Kibble Shuffle
Kibble Shuffle (catfinition): the dancing, prancing, hurrying movements cats employ when kibble is coming their way. Often accompanied by singing.
Michael Seidel, writer 