Kitternator (catfinition): A young feline who won’t give up, and comes coming, even after it appears it was stopped.
The Door Game
The Door Game (catfinition): A feline leisure activity. The rules and scoring system seems impenetrable to the human mind. Catologists, such as Dr. Felix Lachat, have observed that the door game apparently involves getting humans to open doors to let cats in and out multiple times. It’s speculated that the more doors that cats use, and the shorter period, appears to increase the score, as do elements such as the weather, and the time, with success at night counting for more points. Households with multiple cats report that the cats seem to take turns attempting to score.
Floofketeers
Floofketeers (catfinition): cats who enjoy one another’s company, hanging out and playing together.
Furidium
Furidium (catfinition) An indestructible material suspected to originate with cats or black matter, furidium is abundant in nature and is most often found on human clothing, and in food.
Furling
Furling (catfinition): 1. A cat with a personality that changes without warning. Old folk saying warn, “Beware of furlings, cause they’ll bite and scratch you in a minute, and you won’t even know it’s going to happen.” 2. A cat’s ability to roll up into a tight little ball and fit into tiny locations.
Surrepkitious
Surrepkitious (catfinition): A cat who acts like a kitten when it thinks no one is looking.
Multifloofuous
Multifloofluous (catfinition): A feline with several colors of fur.
Kittygators
Kittygator (catfinition): Cat who enjoys ambushing people and attacking their feet, ankles, and toes.
Crinkle Ears
Crinkle Ears (catfinition) The movement of a cat’s ears when it hears a bag of food, such as kibble, chips, or cereal, being opened (or moved, or put away). The movement is especially pronounced when they’re asleep.
Flooful
Flooful (catfinition): A surge of hopeful energy that comes from spending some time being loved or groomed by a cat.
Michael Seidel, writer 