Catlendar (catfinition) – a chart or series of pages by which cats track time. Catlendars have only one day – Caturday. Every day is Caturday for cats.
But you knew that.
Floofnatic
Floofnatic (catfinition) – 1. A cat-crazy person; 2. any institute or organization obsessed with cats; 3. a crazy cat.
Floof Shui
Floof Shui (catfinition) – the practice of arranging your home or business environment so your cat(s) are comfortable.
Floofisode
Floofisode (catfinition) – a brief event or group of events in a cat’s life that helps shape its relationships or define its personality.
In use: The cat knocked a lamp to the floor in pursuit of a bug, breaking the lamp, a floofisode that cemented their wary, but loving, relationship.
Betelfloof
Betelfloof (catfinition) – a cat that appears after you say their name three times.
Floofery
Floofery (catfinition) – silly or foolish cat behavior.
De Floof
De Floof (catfinition) – a creature holding a specified position because they’re a cat.
Floofcon
Floofcon (catfinition) – A cat that’s been convicted in the court of household opinion of crimes such as theft, malicious vandalism, or disturbing the peace (among other crimes).
Floofavore
Floofavore (catfinition) – A cat that will eat anything, food or not, that they find.
Antonym: Pickavore – a very picky feline.
Meowgination
Meowgination (catfinition) – Imagining something terrible has happened because of the manner in which a cat meows.
Michael Seidel, writer 