Meowtometer (catfinition) – device catologists employ to access the strength of a cat’s meow. The magnitude and intensity of the meows are usually reported on the NutterFlutter scale, named after the inventor’s calico cat, Nutter Flutter.
Tumblefloof
Tumblefloof (catfinition) – shed cat fur that collects and tumbles around a house; a cat who likes to tumble around.
Floofjersey
Floofjersey (catfinition) – the state of being a cat on the American east coast, along with Catsylvania, and North and South Catalina. Another recognized state of being a cat is on the west, in Catifornia. In the Midwest, cats are known to reside in the states of Arcatsas, Catsas, and Catorado.
Floonk
Floonk (catfintion) – cat fail, such as trying to jump from one surface to another, and missing. Catologists note that floonks are followed by intense grooming sessions, apparently as an effort for the cat to save face and pretend that they didn’t floonk.
Turncat
Turncat (catfinition) – a cat who switches sides; a traitor.
In use: “We would have struggled to find her,” authorities said, “except for a turncat who betrayed their owner to save Mr. Obama. The cat hair on the Obama package was microscopically consistent with the hair of one of Poff’s cats.”
“Would-be Obama assassin identified by cat hairs, authorities say”
h/t msn.com
Floofbitzer
Floofbitzer (catfinition) – a cat who provides unwanted advice or broadly comments about events and activities.
Floofcipe
Floofcipe (catfinition) – a floofcipe is a set of instructions given for how to approach and care for a specific cat, because all cats are not the same.
Floofbling
Floofbling (catfinition) – 1. one or more cats having a common owner; 2. a dog or person that a cat treats as a sibling; 3. sparkling jewelry worn by a cat (slang)
Catlendar
Catlendar (catfinition) – a chart or series of pages by which cats track time. Catlendars have only one day – Caturday. Every day is Caturday for cats.
But you knew that.
Floofnatic
Floofnatic (catfinition) – 1. A cat-crazy person; 2. any institute or organization obsessed with cats; 3. a crazy cat.
Michael Seidel, writer 