Murrnch (catfinition) – sound a cat makes when they’re purring while eating kibble.
Floofcation
Floofcation (catfinition) – 1) time spent with a cat, as cats are noted for their loving natures, and having them as companions often help people relax; 2) time spent away from a cat, as cats can drive people raving mad with their mid-darkness antics of galloping around the house and breaking things (sometimes with apparently deliberate malice).
Floofbrarian
Floofbrarian (catfinition) – a cat who likes to visit or live in libraries.
Flootch
Flootch (catfinition) – a feline game that involves a human throwing something. The cat then runs after it. Grabbing it, the cat will either bat it around or kick it. Then, stopping, the cat will wait for the human to do something. When the humans does something, the cat scores a point.
The humans never score. It’s all a cat’s game.
Flooftopia
Flooftopia (catfinition) – an ideal, or nearly ideal, community or household for cats.
The Days of Christmas…With A Cat
It’s never too early to celebrate Christmas with your loved ones…or your cat(s).
On the first day of Christmas,
My floofball gave to me,
A dead mouse on the settee.
On the second day of Christmas,
My floofnut gave to me
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the third day of Christmas
My gooffloof gave to me,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My lovefloof gave to me,
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My preciousfloof gave to me,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My floofgoof gave to me,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My furfriend gave to me,
Seven hours of sleeping,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My furlove gave to me,
Eight hours of petting,
Seven hours of sleeping,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My furlove gave to me,
Nine mysterious feathers,
Eight hours of petting,
Seven hours of sleeping,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My lovefloof gave to me,
Ten runs around the room,
Nine mysterious feathers,
Eight hours of petting,
Seven hours of sleeping,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My flooflove gave to me,
Eleven hours of meowing,
Ten runs around the room,
Nine mysterious feathers,
Eight hours of petting,
Seven hours of sleeping,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My kitty gave to me,
Twelve hours of purring,
Eleven hours of meowing,
Ten runs around the room,
Nine mysterious feathers,
Eight hours of petting,
Seven hours of sleeping,
Six licks on my nose,
Five bitten toes!
Four scratches on my hand,
Three found toys,
Two hairballs,
And a dead mouse on the settee.
Mewtriloquist
Mewtriloquist (catfinition) – cat who can meow without opening their mouth, and make it seem as though their sound is coming from somewhere else.
Floofby
Floofby (catfinition) – a cat who likes to sit on people’s head like the cat is a derby.
Floofnine
Floofnine (catfinition) – a cat who thinks it’s a dog; a cat who behaves like a dog.
Floofbilation
Floofbilation (catfinition) – a cat’s expression of great happiness and triumph; a human’s feeling of great happiness and triumph when with an animal, especially a cat.
Michael Seidel, writer 