Fur Theory (catfinition) – an obscure theoretical framework in which the basis for all matter is strands of loose fur. The theory describes how these strands of fur exist first in dark matter, becoming visible as they interact with visible electromagnetic radiation. The theory holds that cat and dog fur that people frequently see in their homes is new baryonic matter that has transitioned from dark matter.
Catsylvania
Catsylvania (catfinition) – mythical land where cats originated.
Isofloofer
Isofloofer (catfinition) – a person who lives alone with a cat.
Catum Mechanics
Catum Mechanics (catfinition) – fundamental theory about cats that explains their behavior, such as their ability to time-travel, eat more than their weight in food without gaining weight while remaining hungry, and glide across floors without making a sound to suddenly appear beside (or on) people’s feet, and other unusual locations.
Floonch
Floonch (catfinition) – a cat’s quick, nervous response to being unexpectedly touched.
Exfloofberant
Exfloofberant (catfinition) – a joyously unrestrained and enthusiastic cat; people and other creatures who are joyously unrestrained and enthusiastic about cats.
Confloofcius
Confloofcius (catfinition) – a wise cat who is said to have reached Furvana. Many cats follow the teachings of Confloofcius, which requires cats to meditate significant parts of the day. They sometimes meditate with their eyes open, but often with their eyes closed. Many people mistake meditating cats as sleeping cats. This gives rise to an erroneous perception that cats sleep many hours of each day, when they’re meditating, and trying to reach Furvana.
Flooftacular
Flooftacular (catfinition) – a cat that’s beautiful or striking in a dramatic way; a cat who amazes others with their behavior and activities; a large event that’s centered around cats.
Floofpossible
Floofpossible (catfinition) – something that would seem to be impossible, that a cat manages to do.
Purrishioner
Purrishioner (catfinition) – cat who likes to hang around a church.
Michael Seidel, writer 