Who Would You Rather?

We used to play a game: who would you rather have stuck with you on a deserted island?

We began with ‘Gilligan’s Island’. Who would you rather have with you, Ginger or Mary Ann?

Well, neither, some answered. Give me the Professor. He can get us the hell off the island, or help us survive. Conversely, the conversation turned to, who is the most useless, that you can do without? Well, those rich peckerheads, the Howells.

Which brings me around to today. From the Trump White House, who would you rather have with you on a deserted island: Jeff Sessions, the orange Donald, Betsy DeVos, Steve Bannon or Sean Spicer?

Take your time and give it some thought. I’m not responsible for any gagging, puking or sleepless nights the question causes you.