Dad was playing a computer game on his smart phone when his son walked in.
“Google, turn on the television,” the son said, sliding onto the sofa.
Dad called out, “The Internet is down, son.”
The boy said, “Google, turn on the television.”
Flinching with exasperation, his father called out, “Danny, the Internet is down. You need to use the remote.”
“Google, turn on the television,” Danny said.
Irritating growing, Danny’s father said, “Didn’t you hear me? The Internet is down. You need to use the remote.”
Danny looked at his father and frowned. “Google, what does the Internet is down mean?”
“Jesus,” his father shouted. “Are you serious? You really don’t know what I’m talking about?”
Studying his father, Danny said, “Google, what does he mean?”
“He?” his father asked. “He? Seriously? I’m your father, Danny. Get it? Now if you want to watch television, you need to use the remote to turn it on because the Internet is down.”
Danny’s frown danced in and out of existence as his father continued playing his game. Finally Danny looked up and said, “Google, what’s a remote?”
Gritting his teeth against a scream, his father finally said, “Google, how do I get through to my son?”