Let them sleep? They keep closing the drapes and blocking out my sun. They’re constantly dangling string in my face when I’m trying to sleep and then, after I finally give in to play, they change their mind. I don’t let them sleep. I wait until they’re out then I pounce on their chest and lick their eye lids.
Revenge is sweet when it comes from a feline.
Yes, WC’s advice is to lull humans. He’s a political animal that promises everything to everyone to get ahead, and then does exactly as he desires. He is a cat.
…And if you decide you just can’t let them sleep, wake them by jumping on their kidney (or whatever vulnerable anatomy happens to be most convenient) — it’s really funny when they wake from sound slumber shouting, “Cat!”
Let them sleep? They keep closing the drapes and blocking out my sun. They’re constantly dangling string in my face when I’m trying to sleep and then, after I finally give in to play, they change their mind. I don’t let them sleep. I wait until they’re out then I pounce on their chest and lick their eye lids.
Revenge is sweet when it comes from a feline.
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Yes, WC’s advice is to lull humans. He’s a political animal that promises everything to everyone to get ahead, and then does exactly as he desires. He is a cat.
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…And if you decide you just can’t let them sleep, wake them by jumping on their kidney (or whatever vulnerable anatomy happens to be most convenient) — it’s really funny when they wake from sound slumber shouting, “Cat!”
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Sounds like you write from experience.
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You know cats, and Flash appreciates your understanding. As do I. ~nan
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