Hear ye, hear ye, attend all ye interested in this news.
Anal bleach is now available at Walmart.
I find this news amazing for two reasons: one, who wants to bleach their a-hole? How do you reach that point, when you wake up one morning and think, time to bleach my a-hole? I can’t ever imagining awakening to that morning.
Then, they probably think, well, where do I get a-hole bleach?
Mind, I don’t know if that’s what it’s called. I don’t know what you say when you’re in Walmart and can’t find the a-hole bleach. What do you ask an associate? “Excuse me, can you tell me where the a-hole bleach would be?” Or do they already have them up on the little signs that tell you what’s in the aisle?
My number two to all of this is, a-hole bleaching is now so mainstream that Walmart is selling it.
Of course, I remember the ruckus raised when women modeled brassieres in the Sears catalog. It made the news!
A-hole bleach at Walmart didn’t make the news. Guess it wasn’t newsworthy. My wife read about it on some post. She shares my shock that people are bleaching their a-holes and the stuff to do it is sold at Walmart’s. It’s all about our age, culture, mores, and norms. Somehow, we just don’t think a-hole bleaching is going to turn out to be a good thing, but that circles back to our A-C-M-N, doesn’t it? I guess it’ll be real news when you can buy it at your local grocery store.
I think I’m going to go vape some green and think about what it all means.