If I
If I had to drink some wine
You know I think I could find the time
And if you want to make me dance
I would probably be willing to take that chance
If I had to work today
I’d ask if maybe there’s not another way
And if I were asked to write a song
You know it wouldn’t last too long
If you told me I need to find joy
I’d laugh and sing, oh boy, oh boy
But if you tried to start a war
I’d walk away
Because war’s a bore
The Cat Chant
Sung by three cats as a round
Entertain me
Cause I’m a cat
Entertain me
Not like that
Entertain me
With a toy
Entertain me
That was just a ploy
Entertain me
With a song
Entertain me
That one is wrong
Entertain me
Let me out
Entertain me
Just not now
Entertain me
Scratch my head
Entertain me
Touch me now and you’ll be dead
Entertain me
Give me food
Entertain me
I’m not in the mood
Entertain me
Because I’m bored
Entertain me
My life is such a chore
Entertain me
Cause I’m a cat
Entertain me
Not like that
Michael Seidel, writer 