Floofogenic (catfinition) – produced or created by cats; a cat that’s suitable for photographing because of their visual appeal.
In use: “The floofogenic odors were strong testimony that more than one feline resided here.”
Tuesday’s Bumper Sticker
This bumper sticker cracked me up. Did it result from a mondegreen? (“All we are saying, is give peace a dance.”)
Floofair
Floofair (catfinition) – Internet slang for a cat fart.
In use: “As the big cat settled onto Michael’s lap, a floofair’s hydrogen sulfide presence snaked up his nostrils.”
Long & Short
My head is larger
my balls hang lower
my feet are wider
and longer, too
I’m getting shorter
and my hair is thinner,
just giving the next gen something to think about.
Flooftapose
Flooftapose (cafinition) – cats sitting or laying in close order or proximity to one another.
In use: “Flooftaposed side by side by side, the cats sat on the sofa, watching out the windows at things I could not see.”
Floofcoholic
Floofcoholic (catfinition) – excessive or compulsive love of cats and anything feline.
In use: “He was a floofcoholic, visiting with cats that he met on the streets, sleeping with cats, and asserting their welfare over that of his family and self.”
Saturday’s Theme Music
My cats were singing this to me last night and this morning. Okay, it may have only seemed like they were singing (or humming, or purring) it because everywhere I went, and everything I did, they were watching me.
Here are The Police with Sting’s composition, “Every Breath You Take.”
Alfloofsco
Alfloofsco (catfinition) – a cat in the open air.
In use: “She was a queen of habits and preferred alfloofsco dining in the patio’s morning sun.”
Catlude
Catlude (catfinition) – secret agreement or cooperation between cats to deceive others.
In use: “The household felines catluded to have one of them awaken the sleeping humans, and then the others would clowder-rush the people and demand to be fed.”
