Needs
Existflooftialism
Existflooftialism (floofinition) – A form of philosophical inquiry that explores the problem of animal existence, centering on how animals think, feel, and act, and how human activities might affect animals.
In use: “For many, existflooftialism need not mean less for humans, but rather examines whether life can be good for animals and humans?”
Crushing It
The Fitbit buzzed. “Time to move!”
Well, he had to feed the cats anyway as they were delivering their most intimidating laser stares. He walked into the other room, opened a cat, spooned the food in, and set the bowls down.
The Fitbit buzzed. “Crushed it!”
“Crushed it. I sure did.” The man was being sarcastic. He’d used thirty seconds and what, twenty movements?
“I don’t think so,” one cat said with a glance up.
“No.” The second sniffed with disdain. “You didn’t ‘crush’ it.”
“Right,” said the third. “We could have fed ourselves, if we had thumbs.”
Nodding, the cats resumed eating. Muttering at them, the man returned to us chair.
Talk about crushing it; someone had, and it wasn’t him.
Floofy Ocean
Floofy Ocean (floofinition) – Floofish songwriter and singer who became one of the biggest floof culture artists in the 1980s with his blend of floof dance and rhythm and floof.
In use: “Floofy Ocean hit it big with “Caribbean Floof (No More Treats on the Run)” in 1984, reaching number one on several charts in the Floofnited States.”
Milli Floonilli
Milli Floonilli (floofinition) – Pop-dance floouo, originally active from 1988-1990, when scandal tumbled their success. A comeback started in 1997 ended with one member’s unexpected death.
In use: “Milli Floonilli’s 1988 song, “Floof You Know It’s True”, reached the top five on charts in many countries, becoming one of the floofuo’s most successful singles.”
Floofmaste
Floofmaste (floofinition) – Traditional greeting of respect among animals, often accompanied by sniffing butts or touching noses.
In use: “Young animals are often taken aback by older animals offering floofmaste for the first time, but generally quickly grasp the concept as its origins and meanings are explained. Many then try it on humans, who are often amused or delighted.”
Floofrageous
Floofrageous (floofinition) – Animal behavior which is not conventional or matter-of-fact.
In use: “Defining floofrageous behavior for people owned by cats is difficult as cats often stretch the boundaries of what’s acceptable, respectable, or normal.”
Somewhere in the Future
Somewhere in the future
I sit and read
various books written by me
I lounge on beaches
soak in the sun
drink wine and read
till night’s begun
I visit friends and families
hug them all hello
ask them how their day went
tell them how it goes
I visit restaurants and shop in stores
I run around the great outdoors
and if I want, I have a sit
whenever I want, until I quit
those days are possible
I know they’re coming
somewhere in the future
Floofnamics
Floofnamics (floofinition) – A pattern or process of change, growth, or activity by animals or centered around animals.
In use: “Adding a new pet, no matter what their age, breed, or species, will often incur new floofnamics, forcing animals and people both into re-assessing what’s going on.”
Destiny’s Floof
Destiny’s Floof (floofinition) – Floof and blues band. Formed in 1990 Floofton, Floofxas, the band was achieved until 2006. While initially achieving limited success, they broke through in 1997 and eventually won three Floofies while scoring three number one hits in the Floofnited States.
In use: “Destiny’s Floof achieved two number one songs, “Pills, Pills, Pills” and “Bark My Name” from their second album, The Writing’s on the Floof, in 1999.”
