Floofjitsu

Floofjitsu (floofinition) – An animal’s art of fighting employing holds, throws, jumping, tumbling, and paralyzing blows to subdue or disable an opponent.

In use: “Many young animals are taught floofjitsu at an early age but often dropped the subject as they mature because the animal finds it more fun to just sleep, eat, and be pampered.”

Wednesday’s Bumper Sticker

This comes from Lifevoyager‘s site. I know ten percent of 2022 is already passed, so, yeah, I’m a little late. I wished I’d found this earlier. After 2020 and 2021, I think this is the bumper sticker needed for the year. Cheers

Flooftidian

Flooftidian (floofinition) – Commonplace, every day, or ordinary activities involving an animal.

In use: “The flooftidian in homes with pets includes feeding them several times a day and playing with them several times a day, along with napping and grooming.”

Bonfloofmie

Bonfloofmie (floofinition) – A good-natured animal, or easy friendliness between animals.

In use: “The home was full of animals and bonfloofmie, with cats, dogs, and a hamster napping together, watching activities outside the windows, or following the humans about to see what the what those people were up to.”

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