Tag: humor

Floofinent Domain

Floofinent Domain (floofintion) – Power of an animal to take over a space, area, or process.

In use: “Keyboards, laptops, and office chairs were usually identified as floofinent domain, but Billy the Cat, who didn’t like vacuuming, took up station on the machine via floofinent domain, swatting at anyone trying to move it.”

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Wednesday’s Wandering Thought

Albertson’s had changed their store around. Sure, the dairy, produce, meat, and bakery sections were in their usual locations, but the petfood section was moved over four aisles. The diet and nutrition section seemed completely excised, and he never did find several products.

They seemed to do this several times a year, and for no reason that he understood.

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Floofbiotic

Floofbiotic (floofinition) – A relationship between two or more animals, or animals and human(s) characterized by being close, cooperative, or interdependent.

In use: “Although the dogs depended on her for their meals and exercise, she depended on them for emotional well-being and joy, a floofbiotic situation marked by doing almost everything together as the day’s minutes fly past.”

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An Elder Rhyme

One, two

Where are my shoes?

Three, four

Did I shut the door?

Five, six

I need to replace my hips

Seven, eight

Come on, it’s getting late

Nine, ten

We have to do that again?

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Floofatonic

Floofatonic (floofinition) – An animal’s marked lack of movement, activity, or expression.

In use: “Sleeping in shade on a day hot enough to blister paint, the floofs were admirably floofatonic. Chris wished he could get as floofatonic as them.”

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Wednesday’s Wandering Thought

He heard a character on a commercial say, “I’ll need a lot of duct tape. The sticky kind.”

That put him on a path of wonder, is there ‘non-sticky’ duct tape? Is this something he should google?

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