Edfloofcate (floofinition) – 1. The process of delivering knowledge, particularly about rules, to animals.

In use: “You’re a new cat, so let me edfloofcate you to the house rules,” he said. “Number one, it’s my house and my rules.”

2. The process of training humans to understand that animals make their own rules.

In use: “Sitting down, the cat regarded the man with bemused eyes. Time to edfloofcate him about the truth about his house and his rules.”