Tanglefloof (Catfinition): A cat with knotted fur.
In Use: “Although they brushed him daily, Quinn continued to be a tanglefloof, particularly around his silky chest and the long fur of his belly.”
Singufloofity
Singufloofity (Catfinition): A cat with one color of fur.
In Use: “A black singufloofity, Crystal’s shade was so deep, it often cast a sheen like black oil.”
Raison d’floof
Raison d’floof (Catfinition): The cat or cats who provide you with reasons to get up in the morning. It’s usually to be fed, or you hear them hacking up a furball, or they’re not beside you, where they usually are, or they’re making noises in the other room, so you have to get up, and go see what’s going on. Whatever the reason, this raison d’floof helps you get up and get things done.
Quokittien
Quokittien (Catfinition): A young feline who appears ordinary and commonplace.
In Use: “The tabby’s quokittien appearance, black stripes on gray, as seen on millions of cats in America, was offset by her intelligence, and rambunctious behavior.”
Purrjesty
Purrjesty (Catfinition): a feline thrumming sound of great and impressively beautiful quality.
In Use: “Dark-tipped tail erect, his purrjesty filling the room, the ginger cat pranced over the floor, leaned against his body against the man’s legs, and looked up at him.”
Omcatient
Omcatient (Catfinition): A person who seems to know what cats are thinking.
In Use: “Omcatient, she always addresses the cat’s needs, whether it’s food, a pet, or going outside, just by a glance.”
Nullcat
Nullcat (Catfinition): A feline that doesn’t matter, that no one wants, and everyone ignores.
In Use: There shouldn’t be a nullcat. There shouldn’t be any null creatures. We all matter.
Monocat
Monocat (Catfinition) A home or family with just one cat.
In Use: “Jan’s house was an averred monocat, as the fluffball who resided there had little tolerance for other four-legged creatures.”
Lovecathlon / Lovecathlete
Lovecathlon / Lovecathlete (Catfinition): The lovecathlon is a series of feline behavior demonstrating their affection for another; felines participating in these events are known as lovcathletes.
In Use: “Demonstrating his full lovecathlon prowess, Quinn began with a trill that curled into a purr. Hurrying forward, he bunted my leg, and then threw himself on the floor. Rolling and stretching, he exposed his belly for a tummy rub. After receiving the tummy rub, he bounded along me as I went to a chair to read. Curling up in my lap, he nibbled my chin, and turned his purr up to eleven. It was an impressive lovecathlon, lacking only a dead present.”
Killper or Killpurr
Killper, Killpurr (variant) (Catfinition): An activity that stops a cat’s purr. Not to be confused with the Killper Sanitizers.
In Use: “Tucker was purring and enjoying a tummy rub, when a sharp noise outside acted as a killper.”
Michael Seidel, writer 