Floofcile (catfinition) – a companionable cat; flooftable.
In use: “In the course of a single week, the cat progressed from being a feral terror to a floofcile lap-bug.”
Floofgitive
Floofgitive (catfinition) – a cat intending to run away; an elusive cat.
In use: “Seeing the sweeper enter the room, Quinn embraced full floofgitive mode.”
Flooflick
Flooflick (catfinition) – cats’ playful actitivity, behavior and antics.
In use: “The cats liked the night hours to arise and flooflick, chasing one another in mock combat, climbing whatever is offered, and stalking small bugs and objects.”
Floofvitation
Floofvitation (catfinition) – a cat’s manner of requesting that something be done.
In use: “Deciding he wanted under the covers, Quinn tapped Michael’s head as a floofvitation to let him in.”
Floobsession
Floobsession (catfinition) – a cat’s persistent preoccupation with an activity or idea.
In use: “Papi’s water floobsession drove him awake in the other room. A thump was heard as he jumped to the floor, followed by thundering paws as he galloped down the hall, into the kitchen, and leaped up on the counter with a Cheshire cat grin and a question mark tail.”
Floofcination
Floofcination (catfinition) – the quality of a person becoming engrossed in watching a cat absorbed in watching or doing an activity.
In use: “Whenever the cats became fascinated with something, he found himself losing time as floofcination took over.”
Incatation
Incatation (catfinition) – spells and verbal charms used to call felines; many people often mistakenly think they’re calling a cat’s name, but cats don’t share their true names with other species.
In use: “Calling, “Here kitty, kitty,” he hoped the incatation would work on Ashley. Darkness and snow were falling, and he wanted her home safe and warm.”
Precatnitive
Precatnitive (catfinition) – the sense that you and a cat knew each other before you met.
In use: “As soon as he saw the ginger tabby, a precatnitive impression asserted itself. The cat left the corner where it cowered and ran to him.”
Catchemy
Catchemy (catfinition) – a loosely defined speculative philosophy concerned principally with understanding felines and their mysterious ways.
In use: “Watching Flash watching her, she listened to the cat’s purr and practiced her catchemy, saying softly, “What are you thinking, my furry friend?” Flash closed her eyes in response.
Floofryu
Floofryu (catfinition) – short poetry form, similar in structure to haiku: three lines, with twenty-three syllables. Floofryus deal with the foibles of cats, also known as floofs.
In use:
Dancing with paws and claws extended
mouth open and teeth exposed
she battles phantom adversaries
Michael Seidel, writer 