Flooftacular (catfinition) – a cat that’s beautiful or striking in a dramatic way; a cat who amazes others with their behavior and activities; a large event that’s centered around cats.
Floofpossible
Floofpossible (catfinition) – something that would seem to be impossible, that a cat manages to do.
Catradictory
Catridictory (catfinition) – someone who begs and pleads for something from you and then walk away without touching it are said to be catradictory.
In use: “Meowing, purring, and tapping his leg as she rubbed against his calves, the cat seemed to want food, but the catridictory feline sniffed the food bowl once after he set it down, and silently walked away.”
Sweet & Comfy
And so I sit
in the recliner
legs and hands growing numb
with my ass feeling sore and asleep
hungry,
with a need to pee,
or maybe more,
not moving and staying at my station
because the cats are on me
asleep
You idiot, I groused
Just move
They’re cats
They’ll live
But don’t they look so sweet and comfy?
Shadow Cat
You sit, I sit
You lie, I lie
You stand, I stand
You walk, I walk
You eat, I eat
You use the bathroom,
I watch.
A Writing Cat’s Advice
Today, tomorrow,
Yesterday or whatever,
Be true to yourself
The Writing Cat’s Advice
Observe others to learn
Watch how they work, plan and pounce
And make it your own
A Writing Cat’s Advice
Choose the place for you
You don’t need to remain there
but make it your choice
The Writing Cat’s Advice
Fighting with shadows!
Chasing winds and hunting lights!
Fantasy lives on!
The Writing Cat’s Advice
Rest where desired
You’re coaxing the muse to come
Not pleasing others
Michael Seidel, writer 