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Floofbulence (floofinition) – Great agitation or commotion created by an animal’s action or presence.
In use: “All was calm in the backyard, with dogs and cats melting fur puddles in the patio’s shade, until floofbulence ensued after a squirrel entered the yard.”
Flooffee (floofinition) – Coffee or coffee drink imbued with animal fur.
In use: “Her back was turned for just a second but somehow, in that sliver of time, her dry cappuccino was transformed into a flooffee.”
Hyfloofchondriac (floofinition) – A person who often worries about an animal’s health, especially a pet, to the point of obsession.
In use: “As her own health deteriorated, Belle became a hyfloofchondriac, worrying about Brownie’s health, taking the little dog to the vet several times a week, where he was always pronounced healthy.”
Floofmiscuous (floofinition) – Having many animal partners, not restricting to one animal friend.
In use: “Rocky was floofmiscuous, becoming sleeping buddies with Grace, the black cat from next door, and permitting Blur, the long-haired ginger and white fellow from across the street, to join him and Sam, the household’s resident black dog, in their chasing games.”
Flooftentment (floofinition)- Quality or state of being relaxed or happy when with an animal.
In use: “Many pet owners find deep flooftentment when they nap with their fur or feather friends. Something about having the other beside them, trusting and relaxed, helps drain frustrations, worries, and stress out of their bodies.”
Floofjet (floofinition) – An extremely fast animal.
In use: “Missy had heard that black labs were energetic, but when she let the two-year-old that she adopted loose in the fenced backyard, he demonstrated he was an untiring floofjet, racing around at amazing high speed. Naturally, she had to name him, “Jet”, just like in the Paul and Linda McCartney song.”
Michael Seidel, writer 