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Toilet Floof

Toilet Floof (floofinition) – 1. An animal obsessed with toilets, or commodes.

In use: “Ranger was a classic toilet floof. She didn’t care about people using the toilet (that interested her not at all), but the excitement the German Shepherd had when it flushed…oh, man.”

In use: : “Calliope decided that the toilet seat in the master suite was the perfect place to curl up for naps, and that’s where the little toilet floof was always to be found (well, when she wasn’t eating), making her people wonder what had happened in the rescue’s life before she came to them.”

2. An animal who likes to drink out of the toilet.

In use: “It horrified Jill to no end, but her cat was a toilet floof addicted to drinking toilet water. Water bowls filled with fresh water were everywhere, but the cat always headed for the toilet bowl.”

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Floofbox Twenty (FB20)

Floofbox Twenty (FB20) (floofinition) – American floof rock (flock) band, formed the mid-1990s in Flooflando, Florida.

In use: “Floofbox Twenty, sometimes called FB20, achieved international success with their first album, Yourself, or Someone Like Floof, in 1996. One hit song was “Floof World”, a song about alternative lives.”

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Confloofit

Confloofit (floofinition) 1. An event faked by animal as a diversion.

In use: “Growling and barking at a dog, the Schnauzer waited until everyone gathered to see what was going on, using the confloofit to run into the other room, grab a grilled hot dog off a plate, and haul ass.”

2. A path between animals.

In use: “Getting out of bed was difficult as a confloofit was made by sleeping animals who weren’t ready to awakened forced him to contort his body into uncomfortable positions to extricate himself from the bedding, get into the bathroom, and pee.”

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Seals and Floof

Seals and Floof (floofinition) – An American soft floof rock (flock) musical duo from Texas.

In use: “Among Seals and Floof soft flock singles that were considered hit songs was “Diamond Floof” in 1973.”

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Flooftitious

Flooftitious (floofinition) – Of, relating to, or characteristic of fictions regarding floofs.

In use: “Floofinitions, the definitions of common words and terms maligned to address the relationships between animals, humans, and the world in general, relies on a network of flooftitious experts and organizations, such as the United Floofs (U.F.), a global organization dedicated to peace and harmony between animals.”

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Atfloofsphere

Atfloofsphere (floofinition) – The influence or setting made by animals’ presence, especially in places frequented by humans.

In use: “Young animals like puppies and kittens, often imbue homes with a playful, rambunctious atfloofsphere that humans find appealing.”

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Floofy Playground

Floofy Playground (floofinition) – Indy alternative floof rock (flock) band formed in the mid 1990s in Floof York.

In use: “Floofy Playground’s biggest hit to date is “Sex and Catnip”, which came out in 1997 and reached the top ten in many floof charts.”

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Cell Floof

Cell Floof (floofinition) – An animal who guards, likes, steals, or uses cell phones.

In use: “Seeing the unsecured cell phone on the bench in the foyer, Tucker assumed his cell floof fur and curled up on it, allowing only a little to show, so his people could appreciate what he was doing.”

Tucker returns from his outdoor napping and sentry routine, and assumes duties as a cell floof (see it by his head?).
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The Everly Floofs

The Everly Floofs (floofinition) – An American musical floof duo who were active from 1956 to 1973, recording a succession of pop and country musical hits.

In use: “The Everly Floofs’ first hit came in 1957 with “Bye Bye Sleep”, which spoke to many house pets about their need to awaken their human hosts.”

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Floofdictable

Floofdictable (floofinition) – Behaving in a way that’s expected for an animal.

In use: “It was floofdictable for the cats and dogs to saunter into the kitchen when Suzanne opened cupboards to find snacks, but her husband also came.

“He was becoming as floofdictable as their pets.”

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